Charles Dickens: The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices


  • The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices: Chapter V

    CHAPTER V Two of the many passengers by a certain late Sunday evening train, Mr. Thomas Idle and Mr. Francis Goodchild, yielded up their tickets at a little rotten platform (converted into artificial touchwood by smoke and ashes), deep in the manufacturing bosom of Yorkshire.  A mysterious bosom it appeared, upon a damp, dark, Sunday night,…

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  • The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices: Chapter IV

    CHAPTER IV When Mr. Goodchild had looked out of the Lancaster Inn window for two hours on end, with great perseverance, he begun to entertain a misgiving that he was growing industrious.  He therefore set himself next, to explore the country from the tops of all the steep hills in the neighbourhood. He came back at…

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  • The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices: Chapter III

    CHAPTER III The Cumberland Doctor’s mention of Doncaster Races, inspired Mr. Francis Goodchild with the idea of going down to Doncaster to see the races.  Doncaster being a good way off, and quite out of the way of the Idle Apprentices (if anything could be out of their way, who had no way), it necessarily followed…

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  • The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices: Chapter II

    CHAPTER II The dog-cart, with Mr. Thomas Idle and his ankle on the hanging seat behind, Mr. Francis Goodchild and the Innkeeper in front, and the rain in spouts and splashes everywhere, made the best of its way back to the little inn; the broken moor country looking like miles upon miles of Pre-Adamite sop, or…

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  • The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices: Chapter I

    CHAPTER I In the autumn month of September, eighteen hundred and fifty-seven, wherein these presents bear date, two idle apprentices, exhausted by the long, hot summer, and the long, hot work it had brought with it, ran away from their employer.  They were bound to a highly meritorious lady (named Literature), of fair credit and repute,…

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